新山一日游

觅美食，做按摩
骋驰百里不回首
过境烦，长龙堵
列队3时，车烟標汗
等！等！等！

肉骨茶，粿条仔
色香十足可回味
尝煮炒，蒸活鱼
三楼米粉，烤鸭烧腊
馋！馋！馋！

走广场，购百货
价廉物美心欢畅
修理车，油打满
快意佳肴，满载而返
爽！爽！爽！

乐休闲，四处逛
民风纯扑勤待客
一日览，意未了
待些时日，结伴重游
盼！盼！盼！

c.h.e.f andy

附言-

前日见史评千古渣男陆游，踩着前妻装情圣自己却妻子成群…痛哭流泪，为唐婉不值…

痴情女为情所困，”遇人不淑，错付终身，深情给了一个吃着碗里看着锅里的负心郎，没好好珍惜为了自己可以抛弃全世界的真汉子..多情终被无情伤，渣男总比舔狗香…感叹赵士程多年付出，比不上一首钗头凤，殊不知就是陆游的一首钗头凤，所编织的一把流言蜚语匕首把唐婉刺死，而成就了陆游用情极深的千古佳话……文人往往三分情，却能写出十分意，而赵士程十分的真爱竟卑微得一文不值“

在我看来，唐婉的钗头凤比陆游不知好了百倍，全是真情纠结流露，而陆游只是一时之兴快意满足自己的 EGO 自私矫情！

看了钗头凤，引来了灵感，一下写下了上面的诗

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publish on 22.9.2024

see my english translation👇

Day Trip to JB

searching for food, having massage
traveling miles without looking back
crossing borders is a tiresome chore, traffic jams and queues
three hours in line, car smoke and sweat
wait! wait! wait!

bakuteh, “kway teow kia”
full of flavor, a delight to savor
taste zichar dishes, steam live fish
sanlo (chaotar) beehoon, roast duck and “siu lap” (roast meats)
craving! craving! craving!

strolling in the mall, shopping galore
quality goods at affordable prices bring joy to the heart
repair vehicle, fill up the tank
happily and freely relish delicious meals, and load up with purchases for the return
shiok! shiok! shiok!

relax and wander around
JB is simple and authentic, offers true hospitality
one day tour, but the joy isn’t complete
soon we’ll return, together for more fun
looking forward! looking forward! looking forward!

P.S.

inspiration for this poem came from 唐婉陆游诗-钗头凤， the rhythm and tempo is truly 千古绝句.

sadly, pretentious scumbag 陆游 gained fame 用情极深的千古佳话, but his careless irresponsible public rendition (on a wall) of a beautiful poem with questionable shallow feelings directly led to the death of 唐婉， whose public rejoinder was a poem of true beauty and deep conflicts and emotions, tearing open a wound 10years in the healing…

my poem is indeed quite ordinary, just benefitting from the wonderful tempo of 陆游唐婉 千古绝句 structure